So you love the flag, but don’t really give a flying fuck for what it stands for?

Yeah, but only because their players are better.

Looking like a damn unopened Pokémon ball.

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

Not to nitpick, but an actual Normal Person’s Guide to Training for A Marathon would just consist of “Don’t.”

I have no idea. This is one of a million reasons we need to get rid of tipping, pay servers more, and roll everything into slightly more expensive food.

Bill Maher belongs to the Bill Maher party. He’s too smart to be a conservative, but he’s too much of an asshole to give a rats ass about anyone who isn’t named Bill Maher. I don’t know why anyone pays attention to him anymore, his schtick got tired back before before politically incorrect ended. If people stopped…

There was a time when o thought bill mahr was funny and insightful. I now realize this time was 15-20 years ago.

This was great. You know why? Because, for all of 2 minutes, I wasn’t thinking about the next four years.

Jesus I’m so fucking tired of people making that “Zodiac Killer” noise about Senator Cruz. Have some fucking respect, assclown.

So, does Pop have any plans for, say, 2020? Asking for a country.

I think where white people get mixed up is what they’re supposed to FEEL about their privilege. They (we) too often assume it’s guilt or remorse that’s required. When, in reality, it’s kindness and civility and fairness. And most importantly sometimes, it requires outrage for a plight that’s not your own.

I would love to have a conversation with Pop but I’m sure after 3 minutes he would shake his head and mutter ‘I got better shit to do’ and then walk away.

It’s quite illegal by the letter of the NFL rule book, but Steelers fans can’t read, so this was inevitable.

You think that was clean? I’d hate to see your kitchen.

The fact that Ajayi’s shove of Dupree was judged equivalent to Dupree’s dirty hit on Moore is why the NFL is a joke.

I get being upset if it’s the team that’s up by 11 that tries the shot but to get your panties in a twist just because the losing team tries to make the score a little more respectable? Fuck off.

This incident will be swept under the rug and he will be transferred to another Catholic school football program

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.