How in the world is ‘You’re Welcome” or ‘Shiny’ left off of this list? 

Be Prepared? Hellfire? There aren’t nearly enough Villain Songs on this list.

I like Tangled, but when I think of the best Disney songs, its songs don’t pop into my mind right away. That said, “Mother Knows Best (Reprise)” is straight fire.

I’ve said my piece about Evan Peters before, but here we go again: they justified it by doing it. It put us in the exact same mind space as Wanda at the time, in that we are primed to accept Evan Peters as Quicksilver even as we know that he isn’t the Quicksilver in that universe. That’s all it had to do, and it…

“It was fan-service all along!”

Not that low dangling, apparently.

Nothing really, I personally would just find Jurassic Park more interesting if a bunch of cops got eaten by dinosaurs.

Quien es mas macho fernando lamas o ricardo montalban?

Hey, if I was Leo, I’d make my way through every 23 year old floozy in town too. Just to high five St. Peter as I stroll my way through heaven’s gates with a posse of babes by my side. That’s what Bruce Wayne would do, and that dude’s Batman. And if there’s one think I’ve learned in life, it’s to always stay ahead of…

I have a similar problem: directors won’t trust me with the script because they are afraid I will shred it into nesting material.

Let’s not forget about Summer School. 

Is Geppetto the Adversary?

Solid Snake tells Mario about the “Smash Brother initiative”

I often favour my lady wife with a kiss ‘pon her forehead, and she does the same for me. Then the raw-dogging commences.

The Buffy episode “Pangs” is a Thanksgiving classic

Are you fucking kidding me with this? Ignoring WKRP in Cincinnati?

To investigate and get to the bottom of this mystery will require the assistance of teenagers with attitudes. 

I’ve not heard of it, but the first thing that comes up on Google is:

“If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole.
If you run into assholes all day, you’re the asshole.” -Raylan Givens, Justified

This is the most modern genre of American fiction, and potentially the greatest. Did you successfully set your entire life up in a way that guarantees perfect safety and ultimate boredom? Has this turned out to be boring? Good news, you can be mortally terrified and completely safe from a bunch of made up, racist…