Her?

No, Donny. These men are cowards.

Mr Purple did it for trying to take his name. 

Wow... what a fall... It just goes to show:
You either die a hero, or li—IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!!

This isn’t directed at you specifically, but it’s weird that so many people complain about trailers giving away too much these days, and then a trailer like this comes out and some folks are like “Sure, but what’s the movie about?”

Hey, I love “The Fortuneteller”! It has one of my favourite Sokka moments.

Nice fuckin’ title.

I’m afraid the chances of that are below zero.

Counterargument: recast him and use that to the advantage of the character (and the narrative) so that people don’t initially realize who he is. And then suddenly, SURPRISE! Hell, have a fucking ensemble of different Kangs. Who is Kang? It could be anyone we don’t already know yet, and maybe it’s even one or two minor…

Kangnabbit!

I’d gladly go see a movie that’s just Wonka constructing the boat ride and mumbling “Goddamn fucking kids are gonna goddamn learn...” every few minutes. 

Clearly it’s like a bootleg MacGuffin. While a MacGuffin is what everyone chases to get the plot started but it doesn’t really matter what it is, a McMuffin sure sounds like it should be important but then nobody cares about it and it does nothing.

How dare you end this review with the word “truck” and not “truck (truck, truck, truck)“!

Seems like a stretch.

no one is more embarrassed than i but i think Batman Forever is the inspiration of the jenners sugar and spice outfit, if there was any confusion

John Astin will bury us all!

“I’m the best at what I do, and what I do is pretty jolly unpleasant!”

This reminds me of the time I was on Jeopardy. I was there, to match my intellect, on national TV against a plumber and an architect, both with a Ph.D. I was tense, I was nervous. I guess it just wasn’t my night.

Call me Snake. 

“You’re insulting them and embarrassing me!”