He wouldn’t be the first man who convinced himself he’d be a great ambassador to France. Now, to see if this ends the same way...

Lol asking for a bit of basic fact checking never hurt anyone. It was two pretty silly mistakes to make.

Pictured: job taker

This would be awesome as a race game, I feel like. Something mario-kart-esque but on foot? I dunno, I’m just spitballing. It can’t be any dumber than the ideas that became past iterations.

So much controller spiking hate here!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! How else will I be able to play as my favorite multi-token- THIMBLE HAT?!

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I have to say, China isn’t wrong *dodges bricks*

Do stories about all the people I abandoned in Left 4 Dead 2 count?

My girlfriend and I took our 3ds systems to disney world on our last visit, and we street passed with people all over the world. One of our favorite ways to pass the time while waiting in line was to pull out our systems and see who we streetpassed with. Someone people we even ran into multiple times, and it was fun…

Man. That just lifted my Wednesday from a 5 to a high 7.

I buy ten dollars worth of loot boxes every pay check and that’s my limit. They are almost always absolutely worthless, and looking back at how much i’ve spent in total (easily double what I paid for the game) I feel so, so stupid.

satire is a good direction, considering the “developer pulled from the next door office” voice overs provided in symphony of the night, which were both kitschy and perfect.

This doesn’t shock me. My friends used to have this issue all the time back in the day. Anyone who had used glitches in their game were basically not allowed to use link cables ‘cuz they’d inadvertently corrupt other games. Interesting to finally hear the science behind it now.

Oh man, I thought I was the only one that noticed it. My friends all thought I was nuts Sunday night ‘cuz I spent most of the game bitching about Troy, but week in, week out, that man does nothing but agree with Joe’s calls. If his voice wasn’t so blase, it’d be as bad as listening to Jim and Phil

sounds like someone is tryin’ reeeeeeeal hard to keep the bad thoughts away.

As a Cowboy fan who is CONSTANTLY reminded that no one outside of my own fanbase will ever have sympathy for my team, regardless of how bad we get (and there have been some ROUGH years in my lifetime), because of super bowls I was too young to remember- I look forward to Pats fans getting shit on soooooooo much worse…

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If you truly think sports are divorced from political allegory then you are in fact not just divorced from reality but utterly undeserving of the enjoyment you gained from your team’s victory.

Gabriel, who was a lawful good, pious half-giant Paladin and servant of Saint Cuthbert. He regularly spent his time beating the hell out of villagers who would not convert to the one true saint/pissing off the DM with his little known psionic abilities (god bless the endless ability labyrinth known as 3.5)