It took me 4 tries to get through Doom 3's first hour. I still remember playing it in the dark on a tiny CRT tv in my parents’ basement, and the most visceral moment came on my fourth try when I finally got the shotgun, only to have the pinky demon start trying to bash its way into the room. I screamed as loud as…

On the one hand, I was like “dude...just hit the button that literally tells you how to use the abilities...”

Yeah when I was a kid that animation was hot shit...but man, it looks goofy af now.

Reboot does NOT hold up well. Best left to memory, imho.

Thank god Bo did play though, because if he hadn’t, we wouldn’t have gotten this gem of a game.

This is a great take! My girlfriend and I were just talking about this the other night while we played Animal Crossing Amiibo Festival (I know...I know). The Wii U was our first gaming console purchase together, and since my gf is relatively new to gaming, it was an awesome first, unintimidating step into the world…

#FreetheIron

I worked in returns for Target- I guarantee this is because someone swapped the discs and then returned it. The returns department is absolutely underpaid and overworked, so that kind of stuff happened often. We had entire tvs just walk out the door because our backroom would fail to document them correctly. Target…

Someone forgot to take Trump’s Kinja away, ‘cuz he’s clearly trolling Jez now. Quick, tell the electors!

This needs to be a thing- six word NFL stories.

Ps4 player here- Weirdly enough i am surprised by how stable the game has run for me. No major crashes or freezes for me outside of the occasional, unsurprising animation bugs. i did notice the draw distance is pretty uninspired, but i could just be spoiled from current gen stuff.

Thanks! Sounds like I might be in the clear. Though Romo and “fond” might be a loaded concept.

When its time to update your jersey, how do you settle on a player to support? And how long is it acceptable to rock a jersey for a past, non-HOF player?

I have nothing funny to add. My literal response to this article was hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Is the added emphasis on nfl coverage this year an inhouse decision or a direct line from univision? Seems like deadspin is covering the nfl with added vigor this year.

This deserves more stars

Am I the only one who is just like *shrug* I am kinda over this mystery?

Basically everything in Dragon Age Inquisition confirmed that I am now “too old for this shit”. Seventy hours in I finally gave up. The grinding and breadcrumb side quests and the blatant recycled locations was just....enough.

I feel like 15 yards and an automatic first down is never not a game changer to some degree.