“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Going into the series I felt a little bit like I did before the Batman v. Superman movie. Theoretically speaking, we all know Superman would absolutely own Batman. Let’s be serious. But hey, it’s Batman, so maybe not!

I’ve always had more criticism for the system that has enabled Westbrook at the expense of his teammates (yes, I believe that) than for Westbrook himself. He was doing what he can, and if he had real shooters around him, his assist numbers this year would’ve been obscene instead of merely excellent.

Russ is still the goddamn MVP.

Unbelievable. That guy must absolutely hate Russell Wilson.

Every criticism I’ve seen of this has boiled down to “lol religious people are different than me.”

Russ is the MVP. The only argument I will even consider is somebody who says LeBron is the better player and is most likely saving his legs for the playoffs. That’s it. Special K is amazing, but this is Westbrook’s award.

From what I know, the 7506's are studio monitoring headphones, and these are DJ headphones. The V6's should have a bit more of a v-shaped response curve, while the 7506's are an industry-defining flat curve.

From what I know, the 7506's are studio monitoring headphones, and these are DJ headphones. The V6's should have a…

So witches float and wizards sink?

We can’t play fantasy basketball

Contemporary sociologists trace the origin of the phrase “alternate facts” back to the 2015, the year that the Super Bowl champion Carolina Panthers became the first team in NFL history to go undefeated.

Everett was just trying to honor Sproles.

If you really look closely at his eyes on that dunk, you can see The Golden State Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals.

They were on their way to the Waffle House

Hot take alert! Kevin Durant held Russell Westbrook back.

I’d say the reaction to a joke that was kinda clever, kinda meh, very harmless is perhaps a reason why Democrats lost the election.

“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

It’s almost as if nobody knew what they were doing!

One of the most fun things to do is to ruin everybody’s night at the karaoke bar by performing a haunting rendition of a Radiohead b-side, perhaps like Myxomatosis or You and Whose Army?

Are the Spurs/NBA taking any action regarding the fan grabbing Adams in the last few seconds of the game? If those were season seats I’d expect the owners to lose them.