Meanwhile I’m four years into getting a Petroleum Degree and I entered the major right after the launch of the Model S pretty much.

To everyone who thinks your typical consumer should know how aircraft autopilot systems work, I present you with this:

I didn’t know that FCA was implementing 2-step verification for gear selection.

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

I did 145 in my Saab 9-5 once and didn’t get caught because I did it in a rural area with no other cars in sight. Does that make it okay? Not really, but most men attempt something like this at least once in their life.

Don’t do the Mazdaspeed6 unless you can get it for cheap, rust-free, and not an early model 2006. I (my wife) owned one for 2 or 3 years.

Manual G37 sedan.

Chief designer of Bugatti drives a GTI; Jeremy Clarkson drives a GTI; your neighbor’s mama probably drives a GTI.

GTI is always the answer.

Hi, I am your VW Service Manager. Thank you for choosing VW and to repay all of my student loans. I will schedule a meeting in a few thousand miles for my mortgage payment.

I also don’t see many 2013 Mazdaspeed3s on the road. They are surprisingly uncommon, despite how fun and practical they are. You’d definitely be different if you had one of these. Hope you can drive stick!

i’ll be the guy to say GTI

^^^ This. Most police models are designed to idle for hours without overheating precisely because they do this regularly.

This one pegs the bullshit meter to the max. I used to live in Texas and had an Impala. Sitting in traffic in 105 degree heat with dew points near 90 degrees had zero effect on how hot the engine ran. Police cars have upgraded cooling systems to help them deal with being used harder than civilian cars. They’re…

Oh my god do I want to be a fly on the wall when some Chevy engineer calls them to “help” and proceeds to mathematically quantify their bullshit for them.

Cars (even police cars/SUVs) in the hottest parts of the US (ie: not Virginia) stay cool in the middle of summer with the hood shut. I’m all for excuses...but they need to be believable.

Now that’s a rather good idea...

I want one of these so god damn much. Stupid adult life ruining all my plans.

Tie an inner tube to the back of a three wheeled ATV (back before those fuckers got banned for being so tippy) and let a mildly buzzed 17 year old drag you around a supposedly frozen lake and nearby snow covered field.

I got 20 bucks to give to for the kit. Get that gofundme up.

Plus it’s evidently perfect for hauling a couple of blonds.