Send me to the sun.

Also where are the parents of this poor girl.

Judge Randy Stoker should be bombarded with actual mail to his home address, since, ya know — he hates the Internet and thinks it’s a good excuse for rape. But since I’m not privy his home address, he can be reached here:

Translation: None of those hippy chicks would sleep with him so they must not have been sleeping with anybody.

When I was 19 years of age, the sexual proclivities of young people wasn’t anything, anything like I see today.

 how the fuck do you enforce government-mandated celibacy?

You know what, Dems, I’ll believe it when I see it.

I seriously doubt even Trump and his minions could find someone who would be worse for education than Betsy DeVos

Looks like the Yankees weren’t the only ones who bought their rings.

Outstanding.

He’s running out of years of eligibility, isn’t he?

Retire the number!

A ‘great Yankee’ is kinda like a ‘lovely case of syphilis’

“Yeah, well, I’d like to see him do that about 40 times in a row! No, seriously, I really would....”

All I think about is training. I want to train so hard that police have to arrest me when I lift weights because when I lift them I throw them into space and that is theft or at least destruction of property in many many states but my defense attorney also trains extremely hard so I usually get out of the charges and…

That’s actually the second highest radar gun reading this offseason after Jung Ho Kang.

I wonder if he’ll be hard on his players...

What’s wrong with rubbing your erect penis on a woman?

Wrong Mile High Salute Vance.....