The wins of a Jerry Reuss? The career ERA of a Dock Ellis? The strikeout total of a Mickey Lolich? The critical thinking of a Ted Nugent? What’s not to like?

“Help me!”

But was he smoking weed? Cuz that would be a major problem.

[Reads article]

I’ve come to peace with steroid users in the Hall, thanks in part to this website. Ultimately, if Ty Cobb is already in, Bonds, Clemens, and Schilling better get in.
Fuck Pete Rose though.

Yay Edgar!

This was amazing. Thank you for writing!

The score is three.

A pig pooped on a bear’s balls? That just seems reckless.

I’ll only address one point, because it renders the rest useless: not supporting, and publicly calling out, Israel’s stupid policy of settlements does not equal animosity towards Jews any more than having a Jewish son-in-law absolves one from having white nationalist anti-Semitic advisors and hangers-on.

No, they’ll continue to applaud.

It seriously blows my mind that anyone would design a spaceship with a bar and a pool but no redundacies for freakin’ life support.

Obviously he can’t live, because then J-Law’s character would dump Pratt in a hot minute.

So it’s actually worse! Wow.

He tries to shoot himself in the head, but misses and damages her pod.

Do Manchester by the Sea next!

You do the Lord’s work, Finger.

She would probably have huge issue filing charges. Since in this country someone cannot simply “file charges” in the first place.