Forgot one record: Largest golf payout for Sweden since Elin’s divorce settlement.

Hahaha, good one!

Yeah, since we can trust the NCAA to get this right...

Should I start holding my breath now? Can I enjoy one last weekend first?

LeBron is top 2 in my opinion, and Kobe is top 15.

There’s a possibility that Matt and Kim’s voices could kill mosquitos.

No pregnancy. There was a pullout. ;)

Can I murder if I don’t do the meth?

I know, right? Have you ever tried to cut the turkey leg off on Thanksgiving? I mean, even after that thing’s cooked you’re sawing and twisting and your hand is slipping on grease and the leg is a mess by the time you get it off of there.

“You’re making the biggest mistake of my career.”- Pat Riley

(Credit to Amin Elhassan:)

If that’s not the best post on the topic, it’s at least Thai-d.

Curry even.made some comment in the post game about the Cavs saying stuff to him. After all the trash they talked about lebron taking offense to what draymond said.

Only $200? DM me, bro.

No biggie. I usually pay a prostitute $200 to do that to me anyways.

Taint that the truth.

It’s not, but it should be!

my biggest flaw? i would have to say i’m a stickler for details and a real workaholic!

I’m still having a hard time wrapping my head around the fact that Michael Cera is a rapist.

Man, I haven't seen a shittier Cardinal rape apology since Bernard Law.