pretty sure the Umber’s millennial children are in charge now and they thirst for leaders who are more in touch with today’s fast-paced social-media driven society.

1000/1: Theon strangles him with severed Greyjoy peen.

Forget it, he’s rolling.

Pictured: Inadequate Hand.

It’s really hard to get the message the writer is sending when you don’t read more than the headline of the article.

Pictured: Inadequate Man

An unread copy of this book has been knocking around my shelf for years now. I’m resolved to start it this weekend.

When my son was diagnosed with Fragile X Syndrome, I heard Big Al’s voice in my head speaking the words he told Oly when Chick was born: “Go ahead and love it anyway”. That book, that fucking brilliant book!

Royal, didn't Flush

So you’re saying that Altuve is an asshole?

“Dong” is a synonym for home run as defined by Major League Baseball.

was a terrible hot dog at the Ballpark in Arlington as well

Let’s talk about what’s really important: those gold As alternates are gorgeous.

Trumps VP

honestly i am team daenerys is the worst

Why is this comment out of the greys?

Because the sub-blog Adequate Man, to which this was posted, covers all kinds of topics, from politics to food to not being an asshole. You may have noticed that even Deadspin proper covers its sports from a left-leaning POV. If that’s not your cup of tea, then maybe you’re on the wrong website...

They’re just cramming their liberal agenda in our face and down our throats and making us swallow all the gay rights. It’s all I can imagine.

+7 Kingdoms

Why is that guy running for Senator? He just named himself Lord Commander of the Night’s Watch last night!