clocking their every move looks exhausting

Damn, I was just, damn HBO, we don’t need to see the breast for that story to be told...

I hope nobody recites terrible high school poetry at my funeral.

The black dude on the right is currently saying to himself, “I have made so, so many mistakes.”

Are you kidding? I mean, what are people worried that U2 aren’t going to get their due credit or something? (“What the fuck, man, don’t hate on U2! They’re one of the hardest working bands out there, and with a little luck, maybe someday they’ll finally catch a break and hit it big!”)

This set the bar high. The rest seemed less funny.

Just wait until November.

Also, I need some clarification. Is it going to be the actual ScarJo playing this Japanese lady in the flick or is it going to be the sexbot ScarJo that some guy just made?

This is brilliant.

Panda would’ve swung at it. Vlad would’ve hit it.

“Dumb question #2: Have I traveled back in time to Alternate Reality 1995 where Kevin Smith is a Blue Jays fan and is sitting in front of me?????”

Later on Iggy says she’ll cut off half an inch, which means we have some inconsistent data about how big his dick is.

A dickhead cop, and a runner with an overinflated sense of privilege had a surprise meeting on the side of the road.... what happened next will amaze you!

Her splits must be really uneven.

Why does someone running on the side of the road bother you exactly?

Runner’s gonna run

+1 long walk

shit, dude

You can’t go 0-162 if you don’t lose your first 3.