Considering he worked directly for the NFL before he went to the Booyah Network, his spine & testes has been removed long before...

but I could have done better. I should have done better.

You mean MY second cousin once removed?

Whatevs. My parents are second cousins. Which means I fuck my third cousin every time I masturbate.

i still don’t know

Did you hear Jezebel endorsed Trump for prez today? What the hell is going on over there?

The X strength of his moon shine and weather or not it’s really 3 or did his uncle/father just write that on there because that’s how many fingers he has left, who’s messing with his plug of chaw, can jet fuel melt steel beams, general Godlessness in the Americas.

Yeah, but hicks like you always are suspicious of stuff, like is your sister cheating on you? Did your father fuck your girlfriend the sheep and so forth......

Six years behind the deal is much more lenient than the original sentence: a five-year contract extension with Sunderland.

“We’re sending you to the Giants.”

Or nah.

There’s nothing to gain by being outed as the “bad guy” who doesn’t want his workplace to be daycare. Especially when it’s pretty likely that LaRoche is the kind of bible thumper who would take to Twitter and say things like you’re anti-family and hate Jesus.

University of Rape.

That’s clear.

Not sure I get your point.

Worked out better than the last time he tried to get a second ring.

I’m assuming that means it’s horridly annoying and extremely thin skinned.

Because he’s the best hitter who ever lived and the idea of him imparting his knowledge to a new generation of players is a wonderful thing.

Goose Gossage.