This is the best part of this little scuffle...so many conservatives losing their minds over a brand of beer that you only drink when you’re dirt-poor in college or so sloppy-ass drunk that any liquid will do.

Every time I forget about Garth Brooks I get reminded in the best way possible. This is great news!

Kid Rock - born in a state that fought for the Union and grew up rich - that Kid Rock? 

Huh, so Brooks, arguably the most successful male country star of all time and Taylor Swift, one of the most successful female country stars of all time, are open allies.

Woke/broke indeed.

GOP and weird little brand bans go hand in hand. Remember shit like ‘Freedom Fries’, Dixie Chicks, Starbucks and Merry Christmas?

Except Pat Robertson died during Pride Month.  So I guess God loves a good joke. 

How is this crazy bitch still a thing and why isn’t she in jail for making threats?

I am a gun owning NRA member and I wouldn’t support Adolph Trump no matter what. This idiotic orange Nazi can go to hell.

That would be zero. They’ll somehow come out of this even more convinced that Jesus wants us all to have assault weapons.

Republican extremists screaming about indoctrination that doesn’t exist, but sure let’s throw hour long episodes about Jesus in between reruns of Arrow and Supernatural. Fuck all the way off. 

You pose no threat to intelligence, I know that.

Its a good thing that breathing is an involuntary nervous system function or you’d really be up a creek.

Imagine if someone said “if you want Hunter’s laptop, you’re going to get shot by the entire US Army”.

I am so sick of this fucking bitch.

No, no, no, screaming yourself hoarse at LGBT+ folks is a gesture of love. How else are they going to learn they’re sinful degenerates whose very existence is an offense to God?

LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP!

I admit English is not my first language but let’s try to deconstruct her statement and see if we can decipher what she was really trying to say.

The Republican Party has gone full Confederacy.

So, the NRA is a defacto milicia operating independently at the behest of the GQP. That’s interesting. I wonder how that affects their tax status and if they have to register as a foreign agent for lobbying and other financial purposes.

I just started watching “Shiny Happy People”, the expose on the Duggars and their Christian cult. Seeing how the Christian message has been perverted (pun intended) to go from a message of love and hope, to a message of fear, control and sexual perversion is quite horrifying.