So ‘It Chapter Two’ belongs on this list but ‘Lawnmower Man’ doesn’t? Keep up the bad work, Mills.

Agreed. Honestly, I like the Doctor Sleep film more than The Shining adaptation.

100000%. It’s a very effective horror film featuring an objectively shallow performance from Jack Nicholson. And it’s a *shitty* adaptation. Great horror film, awful adaptation.

It’s bad enough that The Shining is on this list at all, but for it to be #1? “our number one pick for best Stephen King horror adaptation” - this is a joke, right?

Much like right-wing “comedy”.  It’s hard to be funny (or in Casey’s case, “elegant” or “regal”) when your life is small and full of hate.

uhhh....not these phrases....

My mother loves me to death. She would also never, EVER help me cover up a murder I committed.

Waiting for all those people screaming about the criminalization of free speech to come to this womans defense for being punished for doing something she is legally allowed to do.

Is there a gofundme for this doctor's legal fees? The woman is doing the lord's work.

Indpls here. Todd Rokita is a piece of shit, and almost as hated here as Pence was. This was nothing but politics and Rokita’s attempt to win favor with the the ultra right wing base as he plans to run for Governor.

I immediately imagine Bugs Bunny saying “Ehhh, why so serious, doc?”

When did the Right turn on Cheney? You’d think Mr. “I started a war under false pretense and got away with shooting a man” would be put on a pedestal.

Because the other pillar of WB’s strategy is still “throw ip at the wall”, until they either collapse or publish Space Jam: Every Character is the Joker.

I’m just mildly bitter that a company known for cartoons and superheroes hired a guy who clearly detests both.

Although Max did finally make Villainous, an animated show that was only available in Spanish for the longest time, finally able to stream, so I am thankful for that.

Listen here mister, you’re gonna watch nine seasons of Pimple-Poppin’ Dwarf Weddings and you’re gonna LIKE IT!

I am not a business genius or a marketing guru. I’m just a middling cog in the corporate machine. So maybe I don’t get it. But I don’t get it.

What are you talking about? Failed to predict the trends of the subsequent decade? Was it supposed to?

“the general destruction of America as a hegemonic power”

(citation needed)

Just one clown. David "Bemused Chuckle" Zaslav.