Talk about your “activist judges”.  Once again, the right tells on itself with ever accusation it makes.

Yup. HER daughter is the only moral teenage out-of-wedlock pregnancy in the entire world. All the rest are just whores.

One rule for thee, another for me.

Well her politics also want to take us back to the time of 40 year human life expectancy, so a 36 year old grandmother checks out.

You'd have to dumpster-dive BEHIND the dollar store to find Boebert.

So, she’s cool with the out-of-wedlock sex, and will be helping those crazy kids raise their child (rather than casting them out for their immoral behaviour). Then she indicates that the kids had a choice of whether to abort or not. Seems like a very progressive woman, this Boebert person. Very non-judgmental. We…

Yeah, and these are the people who preach abstinence-only sex ed.

Somehow she manages to be the dollar store version of Palin.

She really is the Sarah Palin of Colorado.

“However, abortion rates are higher in urban areas and teen mom rates are higher in rural conservative areas, because we understand the preciousness of the life that is about to be born.”

fAmiLy vAlUes

Well, the kids are clearly not choosing abstinence 

And so the line continues, like dog shit dragged behind a renegade Roomba.

Being a 36 y/o grandmother in waiting is nothing to be proud of, if anything it shows you raised your kids wrong. 

Imagine flexing about your higher teenage pregnancy rates.

20 years ago people like you were the type of person that would say at parties, “I don’t even own a television!” with the implication that they were superior and more cultured. I was bored by those people back then too.

Out of wedlock? My, my, how lackadaisical the party of family values has become.

Well, five of these questions are answered by “after the opening credits of Episode 1.” Honest mistake, easy to miss if you take an hour long coffee break once the opening title flashes.

In the end, the real cordyceps were the friends they made along the way.

At the end of the game, it is revealed that Bobby Ewing isn’t really dead and the whole season of Dallas has been a dream. We only find out when Victoria Principal finds Patrick Duffy in the shower. No one who played the game could believe this happened.