“I can’t stop thinking about how, out of a bench of 17 players, these were the best responses the team could come up with.”

I’d let him teabag me.

Who knew that creating tens (or hundreds) of thousands of plastic figurines devoted to every person, place or thing that has ever existed or been imagined would eventually prove unsustainable?

As terrifying as the idea of a megacorporation having complete control over their zoning and such is... of all the companies and all the theme parks, I’d rather Disney have it than Florida itself tbh. Disney as a corporation is terrible, but they’re smart enough to know they *have* to make their parks as safe as…

They’re flooding every convention I go to these days, big or small. EVERY booth has POPS, a half dozen booths will be just POPS, same crap over and over at every booth, they’re just trying to get rid of stock and it’s all the same stuff.

Funko Pop!(s) as an investment?

“May our future ancestors, or the aliens excavating our civilization sometime in the distant future, forgive us.”

Meanwhile people starve and the world is burning

I’ve gone to two fairly small comic book conventions in my life, and there were no less than five vendors at each selling 12-foot tall shelves of nothing but Pops out of maybe 15 vendors in total. It was so incredibly depressing.

“Surely this iteration of beanie babies will have staying power!”

It’s kind of astonishing to see how quickly conservatives have done an about-face on everything they previously claimed to believe in, particularly using the power of big government to punish corporations for exercising free speech in the name of “freedom, free speech and small government.” Because of course they…

“DeSantis says that this situation requires government intervention because of Disney’s exemptions from local building and fire prevention codes”

Yeah, “let them fight” in this situation means you’re sitting back and accepting that DeSantis is acting as a mask-off authoritarian because you don’t like how Disney does business.

Regardless of the why behind the action, the action itself is good.

Given his stance on climate change, he will literally run it in to the ocean.

Yeah, they both suck, but we’re talking about a massive gulf in terms of reasons for their actions and their impact. Disney does plenty of shitty things, but they’re also a publicly traded company in a capitalist society with a fiduciary responsibility to make as much profit as possible. They don’t do this stuff to be…

Honestly Disney shouldn’t have the power they do in Florida but what kinda moron picks a fight with the number one reason anyone comes to your fucking state.

“Both sides here are evil” is the galaxy brain take. Great work. You’re part of the reason we’re in this mess.

“we want free markets...”  except for when those markets don’t align with our christo-facist pogroms.  lulz.

The GOP is for “less government” until it’s not.  Same old story.