No, it’s because people are fucking salty and stupid. hurr durrr im a jalop gimme a depreciated rusty miata hurr durr thats the dream

Panels are conference calls with an audience.

Either way I’m sure there will be a giant dildo there...

I’ve long been convinced that SXSW now only exists so people can tweet about being at SXSW.

Yeah, ten year old girls, gay men and Camaro driving dental receptionists.

Certain Jalopnik commenters: “Cars are so boring nowadays! I want fun cars!”

Not to mention that consumers still want better gas mileage, so automakers are going to continue going in the direction of improving that, regardless of regulations.

Emissions could theoretically take a hit, but in the long term, more efficient engines (and, ultimately, a larger shift to electric) should naturally…

So FCA needs to stop making cheap hot rods because one car using an entirely different propulsion system and cost twice as much can beat it in a single acceleration test? Which the car can only do few times before it dies?

Exactly. And why change anything if California and Europe’s regulations aren’t going away?

Ever done a brake stand in an Automatic? Even modestly powered automatics can overpower the brakes due to the torque multiplication achieved by a slipping torque converter.

And when gas is back up to $4 to $5 a gallon?

So, go buy a big block. It’s not exactly hard to get one.

Let’s see how long gas prices stay cheap.

No, we don’t want that, actually because we remember this:

“FIA Formula One World Driver’s Championship”

how hard can it be? just slap em on there. it’s not like they left the factory in much better condition

I’ve found that anyone using the phrase “fake news” recently doesn’t really know much of anything.

Right! Bannon making millions working Goldman Sachs, yet not having the financial acumen to advise his old man to hang onto his AT&T stock during the recession is a great argument for progressive taxation. It is basically saying all these finance guys are idiots who ignore decades of economic research got to where…

Here is the story of Michael Brown’s murder that we all believed never believed

“¯\_(ツ)_/¯ What are they gonna do about it now?”