Sorry man, it sucks. Now because of the lack of exercise and weight gain I’ve had a cascading array of foot problems. Getting old blows.

Concur.

On behalf of all non-racist, reasonable and sane white people, I apologize. We don’t like these redneck motherfuckers any more than you do.

Pretty sure reduction in annual mileage from 25 years @ 6000 to 0 with a metabolism that’s tuned for 6000 + age will do it. I have the BMR of a bee. But hey, you’re 20-something, right? You’ll never get fat.

And I’ve always taken care of my knees. Osteoarthritis at 48 is just fucking bad luck.

When you go from riding a bicycle 6000 miles a year for 20 years to 4000 and then 2000 and then 0 you get fat unless you eat basically nothing. Your metabolism is adjusted for the 6000 a year. Smartass.

Hey, I got obese BECAUSE I had knee problems, not before. Former double state-champ cyclist. You’d make fun of me now, but you’d be all wrong about how I got here. That said, I’d never ride a Harley.

It already gets as much as 46 MPG. I can’t see it hitting 50.

Eh, my 2017 Jetta S operates on 87, as do alot of other current cars.

Albeit at a much increased cost.

My wallet is sure as shit harmed by higher octane fuel I don’t need.

No idea. It’s a 2015, I’ll check. Thanks for the info.

I’ll check.

MY MIL’s Mazda 6 has one, but you still have to pull it out of your pocket to unlock the door, and then put it away again. Stupid.

Good think you never drove when you actually had to put your key in the door to unlock it. THE HUMANITY!

We’d save 1.2 million lives a year worldwide and 20-50 million injuries.

I’m sorry, but if you can’t tell an ICE car is running in your closed garage, you probably shouldn’t be driving.

He’s an ass who regularly films himself driving in a highly illegal manner on public roads and posts it to Instagram. He’s going to kill someone.

In my state, and I assume many others, driving barefoot is illegal.

I bought a new 2017 Jetta S with, yes, power windows, cruise control, bluetooth, and a stick - for $12k. It can be done.