Yeah but most of those votes came from "low information voters" according to the Bernouts.

I wish Charles would have throat-punched Jim while he was around. Missed opportunity.

I lived in Wisconsin for 28 years and I literally have never heard the phrase "was called home" as a euphemism for death.

Do you look like a Lego Man?

You're forgetting about the weekly blood sacrifices.

I'm not a fan of Freddy's design in New Nightmare. I mean leather pants is something I picture an aging rocker like Mr. Bovine Joni wearing.

It's owned by Sony so it's on Crackle, but for some reason just the first three seasons.

Pretty sure you've just described Belle Knox.

Sheboygan born and New Holstein raised.

I grew up in a small, rural town in Wisconsin. I've hunted deer with a 30-06. My godfather gave me a 12-gauged pump action shotgun for my 13th birthday. But I will never, ever understand the fetishism with guns. I simply don't get it. I basically never talk about my moderate gun-control beliefs because in large swaths…

Have you read that fucker's Twitter?

Update: James Woods is jerking off his micropenis on cam and ranting maniacally about Obama and Hillary Clinton. Reports are that his splooge consists mostly of silverfish.

I've seen them a bunch and that doesn't sound at all like a Mastodon show. They aren't speed metal and never have been. None of the members are fat. I don't think the members have ever had long enough hair to whip around in "seamless choreography."