I have no doubt that there are plenty of people there who hate me (for the heinous act of doing my job) but this achievement is a good joke that pokes fun at both Colantonio and journalists. It’s not malicious.

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Now here is a documentary necropsy of a giraffe. Included is a segment with atheist Richard Dawkins explaining why the laryngeal nerve is evidence against a creator. Happy Post-Easter Everybody.

I would probably buy the SNES Classic, whereas I only toyed with the idea of buying the NES Classic.

(they let you off every time)

I am a teen with magic powers.

My brother is on a quest to see if you can take a chicken into the final battle with Ganon, and if so, to see if you can whittle Ganon down, then trick him into striking the chicken and letting the chicken strike the final blow against him.

That’s a foundational system of the game thats working as intended.

You mean, they should make it so that none of the different weapons you can get from monster drops or small treasures will ever be interesting again, because you already have a weapon that’s gonna last you forever? No thanks if you don’t mind please sir.

I find Dark Souls 3 to be simultaneously intelligent in design but perfunctory in existence. I actually prefer it that way; solid criticism relies on the ability to sort through these contradictions to creating comprehensive commentary.

Seems very interesting although only having 8 characters and 2 of them locked is a huge bummer. 16 would be a respectable minimum.

Yeah, because I’ve never had to restart my Xbox One or Ps4 before. Come on. :’D

This upsets me for irrational reasons.

8-bit

Not only is this despicable, it’s testament to how ignorant and stupid these cretins are. Bad animation can be the result of slow tools, unfriendly tech, limited staff resources, and countless other factors (including but not limited to the fact that getting human faces to feel “human” is really friggin’ hard). That’s…

Wow, you guys are really constructive and insightful in your critique.

Direct quote from Aonuma in the Hystoria. “’The History of Hyrule’” allows players to determine where each Zelda game is positioned in the chronology of the series.” That is where the timeline picture is located. He goes on to state inconsistencies but that is what’s to come with the way they create Zelda.

Not to mention help create it!

Wait this is an actual theory? Because I literally just made a comment saying that’s what if feels like lmao. It sounds the most likely to me. I wanna read someone’s more developed and written thoughts on it!

Importantly, one must remember that there is no such thing as a Golden Showa Day.