What? No rain tires? I am disappoint.

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Wait... The Rock has (had) hair????

10/10 I would see this in Seattle, selling heroin

I’ll see your Crack Pipe and raise you Meth Lab.

Exhibit A on why Jellopicnic is a rad place to visit: Like 10 people saw that turd pile up there and immediately went “That ain’t no ‘86 Topaz, that’s a Sable!” God bless you weirdos.

Ah the one-off prototype Bronco IV.  I was wondering when it would re-appear.

David!  Hop on this and make it a sleeper for the annual Jeep haul.

This is... awesome? Horrifying? More Kentucky than fried chicken? 

1986 Mercury Topaz.

So you bought it?

To me it looks like the map of a Medieval city laid out by drunk friars.

Hey... don’t keep them from looking at us! The colonies in the east would like it too!

“US car enthusiasts tear up constitution, un-declare independence”

The curves were a typically heavy-handed Bangle reference to the original BMW roadster’s Italian/British lines. The bottom crease was designed to reference the high floorpan and slederize the overall quite chunky-monkey profile of the Z4

It’s a... it’s a...

“more of an “homage” to adventure.”

You mean the Defender looks like a Defender (the G-wagon cribbed the Series look)?

No stepped roof:-(

That’s a Kia