I wish I had a penis that could block rocks and mud

Seriously, he’s gone, enough with calling anything Shelby that wasn’t built at his company.

Enzo, it wasn’t pretty but at least it was serious and performed, and it certainly didn’t look bad.

Oh bullshit, if a 1965 Coronet can handle the torque of a 440 or Hemi a car 55 years newer better be able to, what manufacturers mean is they can’t design one within the parameters of the beancounters.

Don’t worry, the trend will have moved onto other things by then, like buying those cars and spending 4 hours cleaning one to make an 8-part YouTube season about the car’s restoration that somehow only makes it to 7 episodes.

Piech is my favorite, if only because he did what all car people want, which is to control good brands and really make them flex their muscles. Everyone talks about Lutz, he was great but Piech would have ground him into dust. He helped create the 917, ran Audi and the quattro efforts, and ended up controlling VW from…

They’re easy to play off of, literally plot program them to be good or evil and go from there. Secret evil robot with super-strength? Kindly butler who could ruin a T800? An android who learns humanity while people forget theirs? He also uses religion a lot and plays off of beliefs and how they affect humanity, or…

I’ll be in the minority here but as an actual history person I’m totally fine with this, I tried watching it a few different times and its just brutal, like filler SNL with better cameras.

Seriously, are they going to pay royalties to GM or Nader? That actually got a laugh from me.

19yo me in college: “I coulda been a mascot!!”

The Diamond Cutter would look choice on plenty of cars, the gunmetal is awesome.

I have a Giant Iguana from the same time that I still ride, I won’t lie it’s still on the original tires and I haven’t done shit to it, it’s still easily the best bike I’ve ever had.

How this wasn’t the header picture I don’t know...

My friend and I were huge fans of High Fidelity, I can’t tell you how many times you watched that movie, but we were seniors in high school and it came out so the angsty this and relationship stuff was made for us even though Rob was an adult. Almost Famous was good, and it definitely pulled a couple of heart strings…

I’m not sure what the inspiration was, probably $27, but this is one of the funniest things you've written man

Come on Sony with the PSVR2!

But he just got rid of the fleet, this is his version of Atkins

He'll be busy for the next month driving around Europe in a quarter million mile diesel K car minivan, I don't know how much shit he could fit on one dinner plate

I didn’t actually watch Freaks and Geeks until two or three years ago, it was one of those ones that you always hear about and sort of disregard because you always hear about it. Well, it turns out that if I had watched it back in high school originally I probably would have watched the series at least 10 times by…

I was excited to read this whole list for the year 2000I, I went from being a junior to a senior in high school so all of this stuff hit home, even what I didn’t like. That said, I couldn’t even concentrate after reading about the Boy Meets World finale, as soon as you recalled what Mr. Feeny said I literally saw the…