“If you can read this uncapsize me over”

Chicago Polish-German here, I’ve literally never seen or heard kolache mean anything other than the fruity cookie. Here a sausage cooked in a roll is called a bagel dog, but I digress.

Because of Texas summers

I really like that aspect, it gives it a rally car/Mille Miglia kind of feel. I also think the side panels and permanent engine compartment vents are really cool details, the car has a very practical feel to it, especially given they made all of 7.

I like how it looks a bit more tidy and athletic, the E-Type is a legend but can look a flabby or frumpy depending on the color and angle, especially the coupes.

My Delrin shiftknob is the best, a temperature so indifferent it can’t be measured

Well, BMWs are pretty expensive...

If Pontiac hadn’t died we would have gotten the G8 ST, it was ready to go, unfortunately all the bubbles popped and we got the Great Recession instead.

I got a 63hp carb’d Monster 750 last year specifically because I’m a noob and it’s plenty of bike for me for a good while. I’ve seen a few others for nearly the same price, including an S4 with the 4-cam 916, and although it makes sense value-wise to get the much higher spec bike that’s 101hp/68tq, or 5 MORE ft/lbs of …

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Animals.

I LOL’d at work

It definitely looks tactical, but I don’t see Batman using knives and needing easy access

So, is the Bat symbol the Batarang as well? I mean, that makes a lot of sense, aside from the bullet magnet thing

Funny, I’d like another F&F that was about cars instead of flying between skyscrapers and all the other ridiculous shit that’s happened since they were just street racers in LA. Remember that? Yep, 20 years ago.

This is enough snark to sustain a person on a desert island. Delicious!

Fallout 3 - that feeling I got the first time leaving the vault

One of the things that stuck me most about The Irishman was how unimpressive the violence was. The kills were just matter-of-fact, even Hoffa - he walked in first, got clipped, was disposed of, done. It is so obvious that is exactly what happened, none of the concrete shoes or buried under a football field bullshit, a…

THE CAR! THE CAR!