VW/Audi combining their two best-sounding engines, the VR and the 5cyl, into one is just glorious. Now, make Stig drive a Wookie!

I LOL’d, especially since FDR died in April

I LOL’d, especially since FDR died in April

Can’t we just cut out the middle man and start passing out Kool-Aid? Shit’s cheap!

I keep wondering, especially with the tweeted spy photo, comments, and the like, at what point is this an actual threat to national security? Like, I’m about 85% sure he’s totally full of shit and basically trying to sell the presidential equivalent of Trump Steaks, but what would it take for the 15% to matter enough…

Note how its stomach is out of it’s mouth because of the pressure change. 

By far the best actual fast food

The Cool Ranch were fucking amazing

I loved Gorditas and still try to order them whenever I go, most people can’t seem to square the fact that a Gordita is just an unfried Chalupa. Also, Baja style, its a crime they got rid of it.

The wife and I got what might have been the last serving of Cool Ranch tacos at Taco Bell and I’ll say it again, why get rid of that and keep Nacho Cheese when 1/3 of all of Taco Bell’s ingredients are cheese? They were tangy, delicious, and my stomach sang the praises. I think that’s what that was.

I’m also a teacher, I don’t think they’re nicer, they just talk less with cellphones. Don’t worry, social media is the new lunchroom bullshit clique, they’ve got it covered (judging by the awful garbage I’ve heard about)

Yep, there are been more than I knew: 

Uh, the Doppler is for weather bro, DID YOU EVER SEE IT RAINING IN AN EXHAUST PIPE?!!!!1

Damn, that thing is the spitting image of an original Monster with a chopped tail, the motor looks so good sitting in the frame.

Follow-up headline: Reasonable People Call for Strike Against UAW

Bushemi being drunk, howling, and almost falling are pretty damn gold as well, but I just can't not like Lovitz.

I’m going to pick up my first motorcycle tomorrow, a carb’d Monster 750, I’m excited since I’ve loved them since high school and finally have gotten to balls to buy one after I found a good deal. Dat bronze trellis, slurp!

Well-said

LOL they did it, they finally went full meme with their grill. The rest of it looks like a Malibu/Impala coupe.

Its not a rational business decision, the MCU Spidey movies did the best of all of them and they have a gigantic track record of sucking at what they do, so it seems like since the MCU has been around for over a decade and they print money that may be the better business decision would have been not to fuck over the…