Tyler Hoover is really the most Jalop journalist, and he doesn’t even work here.

You are now a moderator of r/reddithate

If they didn’t tell me this was a “refreshed” Macan I wouldn’t have known.

Fun fact: Mack is a Jalopnik AI that analyzes popular Car Takes on the internet and synthesizes a coherent case for the exact opposite.

They’ll have to raise the finish banner for the M8.

I’d like a modern car with “boat horn” listed as a headline feature.

Schaghticoke sounds more like a Welsh orthodontist than a town in New York.

That’s very true. Although my parents are going into the future kicking and screaming, so we had dialup internet until around 2010 or 2011. I’ve known some vintage pain.

I’m 18 and I listen to virtually nothing that comes out today. I’m extremely thankful for internet music solely because it gave me the opportunity to hear stuff like this.

My time to shine.

s k i d b o y e

Stef is the only person to out-fart me.

“And now, we’re gonna play Lap Times From A Hat.”

Anal BMW Individual 7 Series THE NEXT 100 YEARS

I keep around mostly because there’s an Amazon store three blocks from my building which is really convenient when I need something quickly, but mostly because it’s now the only streaming service with classic Top Gear. 

You don’t know a cool wheel until you’ve got one of these.

Peugeot’s interiors have been on point lately. That’s the first new car interior I’ve seen in a long time that actually looks futuristic, and it’s on a goddamn midsize station wagon.

They tried to do exactly the same thing with the Model X but got shot down. It’ll have mirrors.

Speaking of the other interns, have they been found yet?

Now do the non-sucky Turbo ones.