I’ve got pretty much every one memorized. I need to find some fellow millennials who read comic strips from 30 years ago.

I only know of Pogo because Bill Watterson mentioned it a lot, and I basically learned to read by poring over my dad’s old C&H books.

Watches: the only place where enthusiasts want automatics.

But do you loathe two giant touch screens?

Hot take: that clock is extremely tasteful and looks great. That is too rare.

Alternate headline:

It’s a double shame, because I’m a big fan of the logo, and it was designed by W+K, which is generally a really reputable and good agency. But God, what were they thinking with this font?

I, too, liked the Honda Crosstour. But yeah, this take is bad.

The Lincoln Blackwood Raptor.

You’re telling me customers don’t flock to a light-up badge?

I only eat in my car when it is parked. Thus, I only have one foot in hell and am 50% better than you.

The photo of the Bugatti is slightly off center. If the camera moved a little I’m sure it would be more centered.

Rory is the youngest-looking 38-year-old I’ve ever seen.

I obviously don’t own a Tesla, but I totally agree. I rode along in a Model S once and that was pretty much the coolest part of experience besides the feeling of the torque. I think it sounds just as cool as a regular engine, just cool in a different way.

Advertising your push-button odometer and turbo decal is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen Chrysler do, and that is an extremely low bar.

Let me guess: and millennials killed it?

Cool to see my otherwise-unbelievably-dull home state repped on the Jalopnet.

The Eagle Vision. My dad had one and had to sell it when he inherited his grandma’s Mercury Tracer wagon, a decision I will never understand. Easily the least worst of those cab-forward monstrosities.

It is Land Cruiser, but more. This is good.

Those seats are making me inappropriately excited.