French, where there are sixty-twelve exceptions to every rule.

Thank you for your input, McButtSniffer.

All the espace you could ask for.

In the 300's defense, the latest version at least looks great. The overall design has aged really nicely.

I dunno, Schuey had a Fiat Croma.

That infotainment UI looks remarkably non-stupid.

Come to Portland. We keep our trains on top of the road where it’s easier to escape.

Wow, thanks for making me scroll back up and realize how crap the wheels are.

Dammit, I don’t come to Jalopnik for math.

The only part of car interiors that was better in the olden days were pillow-top seats. Gone all too soon.

Good on them and all, but if their marketing people insist on pronouncing the crossover “DB-Cross,” but spell it DBX, I’m going to have an aneurysm.

Vertical video is always a good indicator of a potential moron.

Photographer: “Quick, look relatable!”

Counterpoint: Please God no

Now you gotta update your bio.

I’m revoking your Photoshop license.

I’m pretty sure “Fine and Okay” is Honda’s latest marketing slogan.

VW was way ahead of the game with self-driving.

I was really surprised that after the didn’t introduce her, Clarkson still enthused about how psyched they were to have her on the show and how phenomenal she was. I certainly don’t think they’re trying to be sexist, but it sorta comes off that way when her name is omitted.

According to this, it’s Oxxo.