I’d really like to know which ones were the Ambien tweets.

1990 Oldsmobile Touring Sedan. It the coolest seats and shifter of basically any car ever.

If you’ve got any modern PC, it’ll probably run Horizon 3 or FM7 fine. They’re very well-optimized (my MacBook Pro runs Horizon 3 at 45fps on High, dips into the 20s on Ultra). Totally playable.

outlawing buggies to own the libs

Will they add Line Lock to the Expedition? Asking for a friend.

This kind of reporting is the reason I pay for Jalopnik Gold.

Why do they insist on that horrible grille?

That’s the most satisfying thing I’ve watched all day.

Make sure someone brings an Aztek. Even the clouds will be so repulsed that they fuck right off.

Please cancel it out with one of the greatest Oldses, the achingly cool Touring Sedan:

But did you look as cool as Don Draper?

‘94 Plymouth Grand Voyager just like this. In typical 90s Chrysler fashion, the engine was still running great when we sold it at 245,000 miles, but literally every single other thing had snapped, fallen off, or exploded. It also ate a transmission every five years or so.

They now come with juice stains preapplied to the seats so your kids don’t have to do it themselves.

Taillights are nasty. Everything else is basically flawless.

She may have to hire a few extra bodyguards for the occasion.

I make a point of never putting more than like 3 icons on my desktop so I can enjoy my 60-70 constantly rotating car wallpapers.

You could probably haggle the clock down to $9 if you were really into it.

Just don’t get Project Cars if you like a varied car selection. It’s a solid 80% racers with very few road models, and there’s no customization, only setup tuning. One of the reasons I stopped playing.

My instructor was hungry and made me pull into a McDonald’s drive-thru and get burgers for the three of us. He was pretty cool.

I never call, I prefer to text