Agree. It’s like my dad retired and decided he didn’t need to use his brain anymore.

Pretty sure I went to high school with 200+ Rocket McFaddens back in Southeast Missouri.

My seven year old has soccer games on Sundays. He’s terrible and it is painful to watch.

We really need to talk about what’s going on with his hair.

What’s up with that guy’s hair?

Will these credits count for my degree in Bachelors?

My wife wants to know if there will be a hybrid variant. She (and the rest of her friends) refuse to buy an SUV unless it’s a hybrid.

Good.

Shortly afterwards he arrested all the black kids in the front row for pass interference.

His hairline is on borrowed time.

+1, you magnificent bastard. I’m not going to read anything funnier tonight.

Raper died earlier this year. But yeah, he’s still probably qualified to be in the Colts’ front office.

That is a very punchable face.

FOR ALL INTENSIVE PURPOSES?!?

Mostly a bunch of guys who would either be trying to sell me life insurance or asking me for my order at the drive-thru.

This wins.

Straight pimpin' taking up two seats. This has to be Second Term Obama

Her lipstick makes her look like she's got a Hitler Stache in some of these pics.

This is excellent.

It's only Monday, but I'm pretty sure this is the stupidest post I'm going to read all week.