Most weddings I've been to recently have an online option to contribute to a honeymoon or some other cause. There are a bunch of websites that do this— sort of like a kickstarter for a honeymoon.

That idea has been raised many times.

Never ask for formal dinnerware. If you have at least some semblance of a modern family life—two wage earners, young kids, barely enough time to actually sit down as a family and eat together at all, much less with expensive china and silverware—you will never, ever use it. We've been married 8 years and haven't…

I have never heard anything about Seton Hall besides it's basketball team. Are we sure the school isn't just a big Tupac-like hologram?

How did Dax Shepard end up with Kristen Bell? He looks like a GD Dreamworks cartoon character. The world makes no sense to me.

Lynch's dick is getting 20% of the revenue from this collage.

He'd invested $50 million in air.

We have some Canadian friends who just bought one of those. It seems out of character for Canadians to buy such an angry looking car.

These things depreciate so hard. You can pick up a lightly used one for a (relative) bargain.

Even his fingers are fat. Jebus Cripes.

I'm pretty sure this is Matt Farah before he shaves in the morning:

As an Indian-American, I can say that hiring an Indian salesperson at a Toyota dealership is a stroke of genius. Indians (both naturalized and US-born) freaking love Toyota's. If you need proof, go to a Hindu Temple parking lot on a weekend. It's a sea of gold and beige Camry's and Corollas.

It's very rare that food of any kind would put a person into a cardiac arhythmia or shock that would require a defibrillator. I think he should change his single quip to "Served with a statin drug" or "Served with angioplasty" or "served with Tums (for indigestion, get it?)". Anyway, this guy is an idiot.

I remember reading somewhere once that Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone were attached to this movie as the leads for awhile. That would have been a giant clusterfuck.

Dumbass. Careers don't last forever.

I would never be caught dead with a Snackee. However, as the father of a 3 year old and 5 year old with enviable metabolism rates, I can say that these things make roadtrips much easier.

It's Rick Reilly.

Yup.

Maybe it was a prototype for the Ambiguously Gay Duo Mobile.

For some reason, this Cutlass Supreme leap and attack makes me so damned happy.