I thought that meal was really cool love the toy 

I got the toy and love it as decoration in my living room. Look up the brand just a t shirt from them costs $200+ so a toy is nice. Received grimace and bought the catcus buddy for $20. It is what is it, you either get it or you don’t. I was on the fence but seemed to order my local McDs last adult happy meal.

I saw Jason X in a theater and it made me think that movie was good

Never mind, I found it. It's a surprisingly meditative thinkpiece on the life of a French peasant during the reign of the Sun King. I only vomited twice and called emergency services once. 

Don’t forget the Special Hell reserved for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Oh...she was. 

After Halloween Kills? Not a single soul.

Here’s my thing - I’m an atheist, but I respect religious people who respect me. Believe what you want to believe, more power to you.

Strictly farm-to-table Ghostface masks for me, thank you very much! 

The most popular house in my old childhood neighborhood was the “almost a mansion” house. You held that bag/pillowcase/bucket out there and the bent over old man would drop a single walnut in. He did this every year. Once you went one time, you were immediately a regular. Open the walnut and no edible walnut halves -…

I’d be as disillusioned as Moore if I thought I’d written sufficiently pathetic, disgusting repudiations of the fascist superhero mindset and people decided to unironically declare “Veidt was right!” and “Rorschach is the hero we need!” Then you have all those Thin Blue Line chucklefucks who emblazon Punisher skulls…

Which got us this answer by Patton Oswalt.

The only secret service agents worth a damn.

This is the exact reason I hope a black hole suddenly opens up and swallows the Earth.

Ok...I will admit to my shame I actually bought one of these last night. It was a long day of work and decorating for Halloween and we realized the family needed food at 8 p.m. Went to put a mobile order in for pickup and the Cactus Plant whatsit popped up in the app - I hadn’t even heard of it but they’re always…

If you shake them up and down you’ll see the true face of God. He tells you the exact time you will die.

I suppose if I don’t get it, I’m not meant to .. anymore.

Stickers, pencil sets and markers, little figures and toys, cards, it was like disney store stuff but not stuff available at the disney store.

WHAT DID THE DISNEY PEOPLE PASS OUT????

You can put those peanut butter kisses in my bag, along with black licorice, dark chocolate, and candy corn. I loved all the “old lady candy” from a young age