I have CP and haven’t had a date in ten years. :( I dunno if it’s the CP or something else. Christ, I’m lonely.

“Oh, you think the gym is your ally. But you merely joined the gym; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn’t realize there were other options until I was already a man, by then they were nothing to me but confusing!”

I lift weights and exercise at home and go for as many up-hill-and-down-dale walks as possible. All for free. I dunno if I could work out at a gym; too self-conscious.

6:30-10pm is my coveted beer and TV time. I’m not sure if anything can change that routine!

Prison build, yep; roosters they are.

Who’s the busty one in the silver dress?

Everyone knows that Tesla’s actually a vampire!

Every March 21st at 7pm!

This new run of eps was horrible. Damned horrible. Except for the garbage man monster. That felt like The X-Files I watched growing up.

So much greatness in this article, Mike! So great.

Fire from Olympus!

Pickled beets are my jam. Not actually jam, but you know.

How do you expect him to get the Hymen Trophy?

I remember reading a fairly newish JSA series where they ended up fighting cyborg Nazis on home soil. The Spear explanation was used, if I recall correctly.

Blitzkid. TB and Argyle had magic together, a magic that Argyle Goolsby has done his best to carry on with his other works.

Anyone else have the game Battleball? It’s got d20s and miniatures and everything!

Don’t forget the boys from Moo Mesa!

Her bosom reminds me of a warm safe place
Where as a child I’d hide
And pray for the thunder
And the rain
To quietly pass me by

I only ever liked Deadpool in that one series where the Punisher was the last man on Earth and everyone else was mutant cannibals or some such.

I haven’t had a date night in ten years! :(