All else aside, “chicken tender fender bender” is GOLD.

Sometimes you just gotta let evolution take its course.

I mean hes at Duke so you know hes REALLY white.  The kind of white you just can’t teach 

And....

It’s not a shame at all.  I wish her every misery possible.  She made her choice.

Considering that Liberty president Jerry Falwell Jr is one of President Cheetohead’s biggest evangelical supporters, it’s no surprise that Liberty would pick a football coach that does not match the school’s supposed values.

I was a casino auditor in the past, the state each casino is in has very specific laws regarding the logic of the Slot machines.

A restaurant here in Denver used to make a shrimp scampi pizza that was out of this world.

Everyone is probably jealous of him. He must have great genes. Presidents after him are dying and hes just walking around chilling. Even has his legs crossed that nimble nugget.

That’s probably why they put him on the end.

“President Trump? Never heard of him. I never met him” - Donald Trump, eventually.

He’s gonna use the Hulk Hogan defense. “President Trump” is just a character he’s playing. So nothing he does is actually illegal, it’s the character doing it.

To be fair, Cooper would never have won NFC Offensive Player of the Week if he had still been in the AFC.

6 years of making the Trump family’s lives a legal hell? I’m down

You’re right. It’s what happens later in the slaughterhouse, and I’m good wit it.

The question is would this contribute or reduce the overfishing problem...?

To be fair, I think that romaines to be seen.

Yeah... I don’t watch a ton of football, but if this is the future (I don’t think it is), I’ll probably watch even less.  This was a singularly fun game to watch, but if every game is just teams trading 3 play scoring drives... it won’t really be that entertaining in the long run.

What a cluster fuck, come back when it makes sense - JK rules ..

I read Starship Troopers last year. While there are some interesting ideas in there and it’s hugely influential in sci-fi, I had a hard time actually enjoying it. The characters were flat, and it felt like he often sacrificed the story to communicate some political or philosophical point.