Exactly, and if you add that magic letter by 65 women who knew him in high school... That’s an awful lot of women and girls to know at that age, especially if they have to know you enough to vouch for you. I mean it’s SO obvious it was prepared months ago, I don’t know how anyone can use it to defend him.

Because the word is actually “lodestone”, a sort of primitive magnet that could be used as a compass.

This Peterman fellow is selling his merchandise online, you say?

“This town is full of law firms, law firms are full of people, law firms have a lot of names, there are a lot of people who work at a lot of law firms,” Lee said, helpfully, before a protestor yelled from the back of the room, in turn interrupting him.

The Village Voice has been dead for many, many years. As the article correctly states, the NewTimes purchase was a disaster. Almost overnight, the VV went from incredible local investigative journalism and culturally cutting edge cover stories like ‘The Ten Best Candies for People Who Can’t Do Carbs’. It was a…

I suppose it’s sort of like having some scuzzy guy on your favorite NFL team. Is he a weasel? Maybe, but he’s OUR weasel (for now)

Drinkers:

How about this: She wants to run for elected office, fine. But maybe, just once, can one of these celebrity and/or dynastic potential candidates start small? Something local. Do that for a few years, then run for the state house, then, after a couple of years, a US House seat. Build up, learn the game, not just from…

Sure, but it’s precisely that reason that these are the only kinds of Trump-related stories I actually truly enjoy. Because with most Trump stories, there’s an innocent victim (or hundreds of them, or thousands, or etc).

Some people can rock a big suit:

Can’t his supporters be the test monkeys?

A fisherman with a heart. It’s nice to know there are still un-shelfish people in the world.

“Um, actually, the worst demographic change to happen to North America happened about 15,000-20,000 years ago.”

I’ve never seen celery in potato salad (that I can think of), but it’s a quick and easy way to add some crunch to tuna salad.  Not sure what the issue is there.

No. He must not be allowed to benefit for his time destroying the country. Fuck you, Sean Spicer

BUT DON’T YOU REMEMBER WHEN OBUMMER WAS SHUCKIN AND JIVIN AND BOWING AND APOLOGIZIN FOR MURICA?

Good luck with that. Congressional Republicans don’t have the courage to impeach the man. Democrats absolutely must regain control of the House and the Senate this November.

Definitely not all-in on Socialism (it’s still contingent upon humans, and we’re fucking stupid), but I’m down with a new direction. “Capitalism: You’re Soaking In It!” kinda sucks. A lot.

Take away all of their safe spaces. Make them deeply aware of how terrible they are at all times.

If I were a member of this disaster of an administration, especially one as vile as Miller, I’d be ordering my takeout under an assumed name and I would get “a white house staffer” to pick it up for me. Because I’m pretty sure I would be eating someone else’s spit (or other bodily fluid / substance) otherwise.