I’m disappointed that “Bombs Away” didn’t make the cut, it is catchy and edgy and showcases everything I love about The Police.

“a shot” of champagne in a diet coke? I christen this drink the Training Bra.

O Sandworm, Where Art Thou?

Old Gregg was an amazing charachter!

that was a very subtly, tastefully done jump scare.  extremely rare in movies.

Yeah, fuck that.  The jump scare is a lazy hack and I give almost every movie I see with more than a couple of jump scares an F.  Being startled is not the same as being scared.  Scaring someone truly is an art, and going “BOO” ain’t it.

H.P. Lovecraft was good at that.  Especially Pickman’s Model and The Strange Music of Eric Zahn (?) and The Statement of Randolph Carter.

I feel like we are approaching peak peak-iness on a couple fronts with this movie:

The key is, of course, what end of the alphabet you live on.

I get the feeling that anyplace calling itself a “Lounge” is a dive bar. I’m thinking of the Jet Lounge which was in St. Louis, or maybe the Top Hat Lounge which was a fictional bar in the song Crocodile Man.

And so poised, too!  Just like a little lady.

So what’s the opposite of (sic)?

If you can find Gabbiano Cavaliere D’Oro Chianti Classico for under 10 bucks, buy as much of it as your car can hold. It’s that good.

Isn’t Haribo the company that uses child slaves in Brazil?  If so then why is this surprising?

Icecube has learned the true meaning of the word freedom.  He is free to remain unvaxxed, and unpaid too.  I’m not optimistic that a dumb shit like you can make that connection.

A couple of loudmouth assholes vying to out-asshole each other. Yes, truly insane.

BREAKING NEWS

Even if it’s the tastiest beverage ever, Germans have a knack for making anything sound disgusting. Hey, anybody up for a Rauchbier and a Rotkraut?

Imagine how much further along humanity would be if he ate TWO chickens a day...

I cannot imagine being so vapid and superficial that eating gold sounds like a good idea.