Even this famous Hazan’s recipe is mostly store-bought if you’re using a can of tomatoes. I think you should use fresh tomatoes if you’re going to call it a truly homemade sauce.

I have no use for Campari or other sweet liqueurs. I’ll just stick with my traditional martini or a flute of chilled, unadorned prosecco. Perfectly wonderful with a caviar chaser in both cases.

I was getting ready to spin my head around, Exorcist-style, at the thought of cooking pasta in a microwave. But then I saw that it’s for kids, kids might not have a stove but they have a dorm room microwave, so let it be. No grownup with a real kitchen ought to do this, though.

I think she’s rather funny.

The best revenge is living well, however both of them appear to be living well, even Kanye.

I don’t think he really comprehends the elite lifestyle. Seems to me he’d be just as happy living in a dumpster.

Tepid the Snark.  Was that the guy with the eye patch?

That was a wonderful opening sentence.

Among many of these, I have Snakebite (Godsmack) and Lake of Fire (Nirvana) and Ring of Fire (the creepy Wall of Voodoo version) in my list.

Tell me, who among us has not wanted to dangle Seth Green over a garbage can from time to time? Would there ever have been a Robot Chicken if this was not true?

Here’s hoping he kills himself very messily. To seal the Hell deal officially.

Here’s my burning question after episode 8. How is it that the kid who diddles himself and the maids all the time hasn’t aged one day, while his younger brother (the kid who lost an eye in the last episode) now looks old enough to be his father?

That new Hellraiser sucked.  Very dull, full of bad writing, contributed nothing at all to the franchise.

Can you really kill somebody with tomato leaves, or is that an urban legend?

They re-used the music because people were expecting to hear it, didn’t hear it, freaked out and made them put it back in. Simple.

I think the gist of this is that she is a deplorable piece of shit and that whatever “comedy” she is gonna do will only resonate with other deplorables.

The golden ratio definitely does not work for Bloody Marys.

A toasted everything bagel with cream cheese & sliced tomato and a cup of strong black coffee is about the best breakfast you could ask for.

I took the Sam Adams tour a couple of times. Their fermentation room has this large entryway which is wreathed in barley and hops bunches all around the frame. Both times, as the tour guide was giving his speech there were these two mice clowning around & leaping all through the foliage. It was quite funny and I think…