That’s like Phil Hartmann’s joke where he tells his kids that the black banana is the best one.

I find it hard to fathom why deli counter employees would care about potato salad in terms of which is tastier than the other. After working in food service for a while, I got sick of whatever food I worked with - be it pizzas, Subways, Taco Bell or steak. I imagine that if you ate potato salad every day for a…

People don’t cause pollution, it’s all those filthy ravenous machines!

I don’t know which is more disorienting, seeing that head on a kid’s body or seeing hair on that head.  Can’t wait til the little fella starts dropping F bombs.

Yeah, well, you know, that’s just like, your opinion, man.

There’s only one William Castle, and this guy ain’t him.

Roger Corman’s GREAT.  I’m not so much surprised as delighted.

The russo brothers can go piss up a rope.

Would they have done it if he wasn’t White?

I prefer fat orange retard, but I can see how that would upset many people.

Wouldn’t it be a hoot if they’re flammable?

I won’t be able to watch this show without thinking about Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law.

hey.  he’s not an athlete.  he’s a glutton.

It is not an editing mistake to refer to fatboy as ‘trump’ in the middle of a sentence. You wouldn’t capitalize ‘dog shit’, would you?

LOL and GFY Roy Moore, you pedo asshole.

Old man here. Is the lady’s name Doja Cat or Doja the Cat?

I didn’t go to many restaurants at all when in my teens and twenties, at least not fancy sit-down restaurants.  Fast food restaurants don’t count IMHO.  Going out to eat in a restaurant was much more commonplace in my thirties and forties.  I think those decades are the peak restauranting years.

All good movies, but Hulu is never gonna be the premier streaming site for horror.  That’s Shudder.

Okay not to be too pedantic here, but practically every cocktail ‘veggie’ mentioned in this article is in fact a fruit. Avocados, cukes, tomatoes, jalapenos and olives are fruits.

I remember when they came out with New Bud Light Seltzer.  There were riots in my town for weeks and weeks.