Aussie joke. American beer is like making love in a canoe; they’re both fucking close to water.

it’s no wonder cheap beer sales are rising. inflation coupled with the end of days will do that.

So this is what haunts Beck and not that Scientology thing?

So I’m kinda curious how this scenario came about.

So a Lannister doesn’t always pay her debts!

cute kids and catchy tunes, even if they’re a bit on the lazy side.

I’ve never had butter explode in a microwave. Chicken leftovers, on the other hand, seem to detonate like a hand grenade within five seconds of hitting the start button.

I’m hopeful this will be entertainingly warped.

Well, Supreme Court, I certainly hope you learned your lesson.

Everybody Knows Snow

I have three little words for America - Elections Have Consequences.

Nadja was on her way to London and Guillermo got Shanghaied into going along.  Did we just forget that?

I have to admit I enjoyed watching her enjoy Darlene’s heart attack.

What on earth gave her the idea that her characters are not likeable??? Who can resist a gal who has her mentally unstable brother whacked?

I’ve been cooking these things for a while now, I don’t particularly care for them on their own but they make a great addition to a stew like a curry goat. One thing to be careful of is they get moldy very easily.  They’re also about as hard as a tree trunk so you can really do a number on yourself if you’re trying to…

My french press collects data on me all the time. But it doesn’t know what to do with it.

No, we should not sniff test our milk.  Nor should we drink milk.  Milk is for babies, not grownups.  That is why people are lactose intolerant.

Very excellent selections, the only one I think you should have included is “Long Haired Lady” which was on Ram I believe.

I’m a white guy in my fifties and I write. I write emails. For my job.  Lots of ‘em. The point is that I do get paid to write these emails so technically, I’m a writer - and yet I have NEVER been invited to a Hollywood meeting. So how much reparations am I gonna get?

How can you be an expert and a novice at the same time?