I predict that closeted neo-nazis will be spankin’ it to this movie for generations to come.

looks like Johnny is getting himself ready to play Ron Jeremy.

GASP!

Those Kettlemans were just pitch perfect, and I liked the decorative touches connection from their tacky trailer office to Saul’s strip mall office. But their outraged sense of white privilege was too spot-on, it was almost infuriating to watch.

Fancy steakhouses are NOT overrated, they are merely not suited for celebrations. I don’t want five pounds of meat and heavyweight sides, etc. in me if I have celebrating to do.  But if I want the feast to be the centerpiece of the evening, then a nice steakhouse is just the ticket.

STORMSHIP TROOPERS? WTF????

Nope.  Not now, not ever.

I wish someone would give the naval battle of Tsushima the big screen treatment.  Maybe James Cameron or Christopher Nolan.  That would be epic.

I know I’m not the only one who wishes balwani a long, painful, rapey prison death.

No Denzel, it wasn’t the devil.  Stop trying to lay off a real person’s blame on a make-believe scapegoat.

Here’s hoping she slaps Kanye.

What is a bat face anyway? And why did Paul Simon sing about a roly-poly little bat-faced girl?

She’s the new King of Comedy.

Sorry, but that does not look appetizing.  There are so many other tasty and gorgeous Vietnamese dishes out there.

I am friends with a couple of CEOs at fairly large companies, I have met a couple dozen high level executives, and I work closely with a handful of them every day. I have NEVER met one who had zero understanding of the technical aspects of their business, nor one who was that gullible.

They made the CEO of Walgreens look like an impossibly stupid and naive fool.  Was he really that dumb or is there some embellishment going on there?

It’s a good thing those mysterious mental processes that make us like awful movies don’t work anywhere else, isn’t it? I mean, thank goodness nobody votes like that!

Soooo, Tom Hardy couldn’t handle the pressure of waking up for an 8:00 shoot?  Boy he’s a real douchebag.  Maybe that’s why he does so well when he’s playing douchebags.

I’m a recent convert, in fact I’m just now falling in love with buckwheat after ignoring it for most of my life. It seems endlessly versatile, without most of the problems you get from wheat.  Once I find a buckwheat beer or liquor I’ll pray hard for another fifty years to dig that.

I made buckwheat pancakes and paired them with a lovely nitro milk stout. That was last Saturday, and I’m still full.