I found a more flattering picture of Ghouliani for ya.

I love Mexican pizza, but just not from Taco Bell.  You need to go to a real Mexican restaurant to get a good one.

I don’t find it unseemly in the least to repeatedly mock a clearly deranged asshole.

I saw what you did there.

Or fishing tackle!

The spin is that the Oz campaign asked her to say only neutral things. Was that just the fraudulent doctor trying to save face?

Cod is pretty unmistakable from any other white fish.

What a stupid cunt.

I found it dubious that not one scene from Dune made it into this list, and that is a good one. Any scenes with one of those ornithopters in flight would have made my list too.

here is the pig-fuck ugliest holiday sweater photo you will ever see.

I leave those kinda calculations to rocket scientists like you. Me, I just follow a simple recipe like this -

Then why would you think to give her a mention?

She played a killer cyborg. I would hope she learned a few techniques she could use on this manson asshole.

Me!  But it’s a HUGE potato.

A properly roasted potato is just about all you need.  Maybe a glass or two of Brunello to go with it.

It’s all fun and games until a bunch of half-wit qtards start attacking them.

exactly. that article said nothing about this supposed trump endorsement. WTF, AV Club?

The best sandwich I ever had was from a restaurant in lower Manhattan called Rosario’s, and it was their soft shell crab sandwich. It was expensive at twelve bucks back in the mid-nineties. And if the place was still open today it would probably be more than twenty bucks, but for that once in a while experience it…

I use capers and kalamata olives in Greek salads. Burn through about a bottle a week.  I wonder if it really makes any difference if they’re organic or not.

To this day I can’t stop cracking up at that scene where he’s playing a keyboard with sausages tied to his fingers.