Because Roald Dahl was an amazing writer and a very interesting guy and anything that digs deeper into his source work is worth watching, that’s why.

It’s a cute little F.U. to whom it may concern, I don’t know who that might be actually.  But it’s not as cute as the elephant or the chimp paintings.  At least there was real paint involved in those gags.

I absolutely love Elvira.

I thought it was Alanis Morissett’s job to denounce everything?

Gruesome deaths are a fine thing to cackle about, provided the dead is a real shitbird like Qaddafi.

Someone who liked Birthday Girl a little too much had a casting idea.

I would have demanded that Masha get into that Kendo suit before I whacked the shit out of it.  And I would never shed a tear over a drunk asshole who assaulted me in a bar, even if he died as a result of it.

I have heard that there is an infamous drumming flub at the end of Tumbling Dice. Something about how the last big drum flourish started a beat or two ahead of when it was supposed to start. Perhaps it was because Charlie Watts was not playing. A tidy explanation, if so.

Who knew that slapping on a pint of Vaseline and slithering into a rubber body suit would feel shockingly normal?

I hope those compressed pellets aren’t held together with glue.

Do you get paid piecemeal or by the hour? Or on an annual salary? Because unless you too get paid piecemeal, then your comment is totally irrelevant here.

I’m hoping we get to hear Jodie Comer say “I will kill you in the face!” one more time, but I doubt it.

Karen. Who else?

Instead, how about we Watch a Pack of Hyenas Eat Paris Hilton with an air of utter detachment?  Because that would be entertaining and beneficial to the planet.

I will be devastated if we are in lock down mode when this thing’s supposed to hit theaters.

Talk about a drive-by shooting.

you magnificent bastard.

So he bought a house on top of an ancient bowling ball burial ground. We know how this ends.  And it ain’t pretty.

Crocodile Dundee would be rolling in his grave if he were dead.

And not a single Red Barchetta....