CLL3

6/28/21

hell yes thighs deserve the love. drumsticks do not deserve any love. there’s a lethally sharp bone in the drumstick that will punch a hole in your cheek if you’re not careful. who wants that?

6/22/21

Harvey Keitel better be in it.

6/19/21

I REALLY REALLY wanna make vanilla out of plastic waste and a potentially deadly bacterium, but I only wanna market it in red states. I feel that blue states ought to know better than to try this, and they ought to be able to afford the real stuff too.

6/19/21

As I said at the outset, if the service sucks then don’t tip. But if the service does not suck, then it means your server is working hard just like you. And if your server is working FOR YOU, then they have a right to expect some of your hard earned money.

6/18/21

What’s it matter whether the drink is alcoholic or not? Unless the service sucks, just cough up a good tip you cheap bastards! You’re already throwing money away by not drinking at home.

6/17/21

Here’s hoping that the next time we hear about this asshole is when she burns her trailer to the ground while frying a turkey.

6/14/21

Watching those guys try really really hard not to laugh will never get old!

6/14/21

“It’s hard to sell a toy if Batman is also going down on someone.”

6/14/21

I loved it when movies like Grumpy Old Men, The Cannonball Run, and Grumpier Old Men would put the outtakes in with the credits. That was some of the funniest stuff I ever saw on film.

6/13/21

I AM A SMALL PEEPEE MAN AND I MUST COMPENSATE.

6/13/21

It’s a very moving story, I’ll give you that.

6/10/21

I have never had a problem with melting butter in my microwave. Reheated chicken, on the other hand, detonates like a hand grenade almost the instant I hit the start button.

6/9/21

Here’s a goddamn musical-generational litmus test for ya

6/9/21

I am in NJ too, used to be Westfield and now Hoboken. I hope they don’t bring the Mare thing to New Jersey Wawas because that would make no sense.

6/7/21

We used to do this in the US. And then we would blow up the town with an atom bomb.

6/6/21

This time around, Russell Crowe gets the part of the white whale.

6/1/21

I’m 100% a savory snacker, but I’d rather be dead than go shopping in a mall.

6/1/21

So that was just the first time an American pig escalated tensions between Canada and the US. trump was the second pig to do so.

5/28/21

Any place that makes this abomination goddamn well SHOULD burn to the ground.

5/24/21

I think it’s more appropriate that he be named after it.