I’m sure nobody would want to stick either of them up their twat.

I never understood why somebody would wanna call himself ‘santorum’, which of course is the definition of a streak of oily shit. Mixed with pre cum, according to Dan Savage.

I say if they brought it to you then it’s yours. And it’s a sin to waste it.

if you weren’t amused by Nobody, then Heaven help ye because the spirit of Joy is not in ye.

good god, 59 is wayyyy too young!!

Ah, Britney.  The top pick in everybody’s dead pool...

that was a disturbing amount of diversity for a qtard lovefest.

Leftover wine?

How in God’s name did Charlie Sheen/2 and a Half Men not make the top of this list??

I always suspected something uncanny about that Fillion guy. But I think I’ll just stick with Mystery Men for my intentionally unintentional laughs.

I love Barbara Crampton!  But her phony accent was kinda hard to take seriously.

I worked at a Taco Bell when I was in high school. Some genius co-worker of mine decided to stick a Beanie Baby in a vat of refried beans. I was the one who found it when I went to heat them up. A Beanie Baby indeed.

Bring ‘em on!  The more the merrier.  I personally would love to hear David Attenborough narrate the evolution of the manticore.

Yet another bug I’m never ever going to eat knowingly.

Here’s everything the movie-going public needs to know about Oklahoma.

It means add five bucks to whatever the price was.

“Any show that relies on character stupidity to advance the plot is a bad show (IMHO)”

What the hell is wrong with people. 

Now Kelly LeBrock was beyond beautiful.

I’m all natch.  I don’t even shave.