Whenever I hear one of these weird Anglo-Saxon titles I can’t help thinking about Hank Azaria in Mystery Men:

This guy makes Ralph Kramden look like Thomas Edison.

You know, in Texas all you have to say in court is “Well what the hell was I supposed to do??” and you can’t be prosecuted.

Not likely.  This was my one and only comment on the series thus far.

Hey look, it’s mister “If I Sit In the Back Here and Glower at Everybody Long Enough, They’ll See My Pain and Realize What a Tortured Soul I Am”.

Well, that was underwhelming to say the least. I feel like this was just another episode. Another step on what is now a death march toward Breaking Bad. I believe season six is going to be nothing more than a mailed-in lame duckathon, a series of check boxes that need to be crossed off in order to set everyone up for…

On one hand, it is a fantastic gesture to return the money so that a true small business can use it. On the other hand, they did nothing wrong in borrowing the money and who the hell cares about ten million when you have trillions - trillions - being flushed away by this criminally incompetent admin?

I’d like to see it on her headstone.

It’s nice to see we still have a First Lady who does First-Lady things. I don’t consider anything Melanie does to be First Lady material.

Could’ve been worse, could’ve been worse.

Can you really call it a species if it was created by grafting?

Start by heating some garlic in olive oil. There’s almost nothing you can’t cook after that, and it always smells great.

It’s all contaminated. All cash is always contaminated. Unless those bills have only been handled with rubber gloves since January, you have to assume they were contaminated.  Otherwise what is the point of all these quarantine procedures?

Ricky Roma has a message for Navarro and all the tRump stooges in general:

If gorillas will eat it, it’s gotta be good. And the matzo ball soup argument is the clincher.

How could his daughters not hate him? What wealthy powerful family is not built on psychopathy, dysfunction, jealousy and ultimately hate?

Well she is a dingbat, so it’s not out of the question.

I hope they decontaminated those little coronavirus calling cards before handing them out.

Good Lord, what CAN’T you make with leftover bread?

Too bad she didn’t get to slap every trump voter in the face.