“From the halls of the White House, Trump straddled a grave yet optimistic tone as she delivered a litany of important reminders”

Just watch THX-1138. That’s pretty much the future of everything.

I dunno, do we really need another moonshine?  Ireland’s got so much great stuff to drink already.  I equate drinking the raw stuff to stopping a meal when it’s half cooked and just eating it then.  Let a drink become the fullest, most expressive iteration of itself before you down it, I say.

Credibility never meant much to republicans anyway.

You can’t imagine the damage this guy’s done to liberal credibility.

Why is this whack job being stifled?  She should be on every network in prime time.

Groucho said it much more succinctly.

why? are smart people immune to vanity?

None of this is going to get any better until all of them are dead.  There’s no such thing as coexisting with a cancer.

We’d all feel so much better if he’d just grab a pair of rattlesnakes and start speaking in tongues.

That whole face-changing montage at the end, ala the melting T-1000 in Terminator 2, seemed superfluous. Especially when the monster needs weeks to transform into another person as they stated midway through.

“Daddy, would you like some sausage?”

Nuke it from orbit.  That’s the only way to be sure.

Well parrots can speak English AND they can fly.

Bernie Sanders has a “Senior” adviser?  Who, Moses?

tRump is a complete pussy about everything. Germs, the sight of blood, loud noises, green veggies, bald eagles that look at him funny:

Why? because he’s a hypocrite, of course.

God, I hate these assholes.

In the other two seasons of The Sinner, there was something deeply sympathetic about the protagonist. Not this time. There is NO WAY this whiny, sophomoric jerk could get as far as he has in life with that self-indulgent, ridiculous philosophy.

Soooo, what happened? Did you get your lazy ass in gear and do something? Because that seems to be the rub here - whether you want to buy stocks or not, not how or why to buy stocks. If you didn’t do it, then why are you still talking about it?