Is this not a good thing? Don’t we want this asshole to stay away from anything remotely healthy?

Seeing as the fat orange dummy thought it was a fine idea to look at an eclipse without any shades, I’m sure he’d have no problem hanging out in a room full of exposed people, right?

Um, certainly not fucking it.

I never got the sense that this thing has a biological imperative from any of the preceding episodes. All I got is that it’s evil, it likes being evil, and it’s here to have a good time and then move on to the next good time when it’s worn out its welcome.

His fanbase is dying.  It’s okay to fire them up, they’re dying faster than they can replenish.  Hell, get them fired up maybe they’ll die off faster with the strain.  You will not turn off anybody so much that they’ll run to tRump.

‘When they go low we go high’ doesn’t work anymore, ICYMI. Let’s go back to conducting ourselves like grownups when grownups are in charge again.

This ought to be so easy. All President Obama has to do is tweet out a single accomplishment of his, compared to how it outperformed trump, every hour on the hour until tRump goes on a shooting spree. There is more than enough material there to last the rest of the year, or 7,344 tweets.

This guy Jamie is not merely a weirdo, he’s a dangerous lunatic who should be in an institution.  There’s no way he ought to be getting this far ahead in life seeing how messed up his mind is.

We’re all too cool for circa 1980's Top 40.

And how is a golden retriever any less of a genetic experiment than a poodle? ALL dogs are exercises in selective breeding, a.k.a. genetic experiments. And show dogs are the most genetically experimented of them all.

I haven’t had orange juice in 20 or more years, and honestly I can’t figure out why I ever drank it in the first place. I do like an orange every now and then, but I’d prefer a grapefruit. Again, not the juice.

Watch how fast she does a 180 with her “beliefs” if it ever does happen to her.

Sciatica is a bitch.

I have no idea why Leela is not freaking out all over Jamie. He’s a spaced-out whack job even when he’s not obviously being haunted by something. He clearly has some kind of mysterious past that he kept secret, and he moved them out into the boonies without her whole-hearted support. So it comes off as completely…

I can’t.  I just can’t.

Be patient, republicans are dying faster than they can be replaced while immigrants and first generation children of immigrants continue to fill the gap.  There is no future for the republican party.

Just some good old fashioned malingering, not unlike Manafort in his ridiculous wheelchair.

They could surreptitiously lift a sample off of any one of his degenerate kids too, just so ya know.

You’d think something this beastly would have room for a teeny tiny diesel generator for the electric. Maybe bio-diesel.

There is exactly one sentence in this whole thing that is remotely related to the headline. Nice Job!