This ought to be so easy. All President Obama has to do is tweet out a single accomplishment of his, compared to how it outperformed trump, every hour on the hour until tRump goes on a shooting spree. There is more than enough material there to last the rest of the year, or 7,344 tweets.

This guy Jamie is not merely a weirdo, he’s a dangerous lunatic who should be in an institution.  There’s no way he ought to be getting this far ahead in life seeing how messed up his mind is.

We’re all too cool for circa 1980's Top 40.

And how is a golden retriever any less of a genetic experiment than a poodle? ALL dogs are exercises in selective breeding, a.k.a. genetic experiments. And show dogs are the most genetically experimented of them all.

I haven’t had orange juice in 20 or more years, and honestly I can’t figure out why I ever drank it in the first place. I do like an orange every now and then, but I’d prefer a grapefruit. Again, not the juice.

Watch how fast she does a 180 with her “beliefs” if it ever does happen to her.

Sciatica is a bitch.

I have no idea why Leela is not freaking out all over Jamie. He’s a spaced-out whack job even when he’s not obviously being haunted by something. He clearly has some kind of mysterious past that he kept secret, and he moved them out into the boonies without her whole-hearted support. So it comes off as completely…

I can’t.  I just can’t.

Be patient, republicans are dying faster than they can be replaced while immigrants and first generation children of immigrants continue to fill the gap.  There is no future for the republican party.

Just some good old fashioned malingering, not unlike Manafort in his ridiculous wheelchair.

They could surreptitiously lift a sample off of any one of his degenerate kids too, just so ya know.

You’d think something this beastly would have room for a teeny tiny diesel generator for the electric. Maybe bio-diesel.

There is exactly one sentence in this whole thing that is remotely related to the headline. Nice Job!

HOW ABOUT a Donald Trump biopic, with Sandler in the eponymous role,  from the same director & producer of those God-awful Ayn Rand movies?

I saw Rush in concert 3 times during their Grace Under Pressure tour. His 30-minute drum solo was the centerpiece of every show, and it was magnificent. I will never listen to them with a dry eye again.

Never pass up a chance to diss Meghan McCain, a useless human being with a pigshit-ugly soul.

That he’s an asshole with a mean streak and I am too?  Sure why not.

How about you go have at him any way you want. Like I give a shit, I already think he’s an asshole. Your witness, counselor.

Wrong once, and wrong twice. First off I never said Terry Gilliam wasn’t a racist. He may very well be. I said he was an asshole, which is related but not exactly the same. Frankly, his opinions sound more asshole/elitist than racist to me but I can see where he made what can be considered racist remarks. Sexist too,…