Then it becomes a form of bragging and mocking your haters at the same time.

What’s the big deal? He is a comedy man at heart, and all comedy men are assholes. Even the ones we love like Jim Carrey. Can’t be funny without a mean streak.

Smoked meat loaf slips these surly bonds and touches the face of God.

To be fair, I’d rather break up the entire church than accept a spam call.

I’m all for feeding people to mountain lions.  Just keep giving them dead ones and we won’t have to worry about this little scenario.

I was wondering where you were going with the moose thing. Yeah, I definitely prefer many more moose and much less trump.

Meghan McCain has a fucking pig-ugly soul.  Her and her shitstain of a husband.  If I were her dead father, who she can’t stop name-dropping every chance she gets, I’d haunt the both of them into the grave and then a fiery pit.

That means that a revolving Secret Service detail also sleeps on the third floor, in the two-room space formerly occupied by Michelle Obama’s mother.

For me it is a toss-up between Rush 2112 and Lou Reed’s The Raven. And thank you so much to WFMU in Jesrey City for playing The Raven, otherwise I may never have heard of it.

I’m sad to see it go, but TBH it wasn’t as funny as the original for the most part.

This thing about his public royal duties concerns me.  What happens if they don’t get done?  Do we have a backup Prince?

I sincerely hope everyone who bought a copy of that book now can’t afford a meal or a lifesaving medicine.

So he asked for a ‘see-through’ wall and he got a ‘saw-through’ wall. Still pretty close.

This tells me all I need to know about influencers, i.e. GFY and your stupid grifts.

I can hear Lilith saying something like that to Frasier.

Cut-rate meat slinger .... now there’s a phrase you don’t hear nearly enough.

I’m all for killing invasive species like snakeheads, asian carp or pythons in the Everglades.  But how many innocent fish are about to die because some drunken yahoos can’t tell the difference between a snakehead and something indigenous and protected?

Why is trump going to win this war? Because he and his people really want to win, the Democrats are not even half-heartedly trying to win and far too many people absolutely don’t give a shit one way or the other.

Good God these people have no imagination.  Nero, Marie Antoinette and Hitler.  Let’s hear some pros do a play-by-play on a poor man’s despot.

Nope. I’m not pleased at all; he isn’t dead or stroking out.