It’s the frozen strawberries all over again.  trump is laying out with GEOMETRIC PRECISION all the ways the liberal media is trying to undermine him!

The meltdown didn’t have a ritual murder-suicide at the end, so no - sadly it didn’t have everything.

So where does one get an authentic old school märzen these days? Are the original six still doing that, or did they change their brews as time went by?

Apparently the cognoscenti prefer someone a thousand times worse than Biden because Biden is just “a little condescending”.

Darn.  I was really hoping for terminal liver cancer.

That’s a fair point which I will have to consider. So what can I call him instead? I need a term which describes his willful and dangerous stupidity in the most pejorative way, without unfairly tainting a group of innocent people.

I refer to donald trump as a retard practically every time I write something about him, and every time I talk to somebody about him. Every. Single. Time. Because he is a retard. Actually, he’s more like a fucktard than a retard but both make the point.  I would never use the word on a person with an actual mental…

There’s an equal chance that this is just trump wanting to be a jerk and do jerk things, as there is that he would stoop to any level for validation.

Hey Whataburger, is a fried mouse a sandwich?

All that facelift money was totally wasted on Jones.

France has to do what France has to do.  But if it doesn’t result in an arrest warrant for trump I’m not interested.

Honestly Deion’s bust looks more like Eugene Parker, the guy he was standing next to.

She’s so fine, there’s no telling where the money went.

Not at all, but that’s what he taught trump anyway.

Dont’cha think it would be a laugh riot if the cops topped off the routine by shooting one of those guns with a ‘Bang!’ flag sticking out the barrel - except the flag would read ‘Great Job!’

He forgot to tell them they knew what they were signing up for.

Hey Mark Meadows, is a hot dog a sandwich?

The idea here is that if you work in a restaurant, you’re making plenty because you’re not worth that much to begin with.  Bunch of condescending fucks.

So THAT’S how the French won the war!

Your headline scared the crap out of me.  I thought he died.